mutisija:

cielphanatic:

gerard-you-little-shit:

mutisija:

list of unnecessary comments:

  • OMG THE NOTES!!!1
  • INSTANT REBLOG!!
  • I HAVE REBLOGGED THIS NOW 101760935 TIMES
  • I REGRET NOTHING!
  • nightbloggers are here XD
  • THIS^^^^^^^
  • IF YOU DONT REBLOG THIS YOU ARE HEARTLESS…

jaclcfrost:

do u ever have a thought that’s so fuckin inappropriate that u feel like dumping a bucket of water on urself like. calm down, self. tone it down. think about jesus

(via marianaavtv)

annoyingbloqqer:

"so ma’am, how would you like to pay today? cash or check?"

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(via pizza)

"Wake up early. Drink coffee. Work hard. Be ambitious. Keep your priorities straight, your mind right and your head up. Do well, live well and dress really well. Do what you love, love what you do. It is time to start living."

— Thank you for the reminder. Needed to read this. (via h-o-r-n-g-r-y)

(Source: rustedbones, via redfuckingbowtie)

heartbeat-lullaby:

iinquiring:

im-smoking-to-die:

this entire poem destroyed me

this breaks my heart

probably the sweetest guy I’ve ever encountered

heartbeat-lullaby:

iinquiring:

im-smoking-to-die:

this entire poem destroyed me

this breaks my heart

probably the sweetest guy I’ve ever encountered

(Source: allie-rva, via redfuckingbowtie)

Anonymous said: I think u get way too much hate bruh u made a mistake so what ur a human being

antiteen:

nash-grier:

Thanks dude

did you send this to yourself

"For Attractive lips, speak words of kindness.
 For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people.
 For a slim figure, share your food with the hungry.
 For beautiful hair, let a child run their fingers through it once a day.
 For poise, walk with the knowledge that you never walk alone.
 People, more than things, have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed, and redeemed. Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, you will find one at the end of each of your arms.
 As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands, one for helping yourself and the other for helping others."

— Sam Levenson (via kushandwizdom)

(via redfuckingbowtie)

girly-fanatic:

reichenbackdatassup:

wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said

"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"

then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming

100000000 points to mom.

(Source: spockdarlin, via redfuckingbowtie)

avolating:

If u have never mentally claimed food and gotten really angry when someone takes it, you are lying

(Source: timid, via vvankinq)

clientsfromhell:

Client: Can you make the globe look flat and expanded to show all countries? We want people to know that we don’t just work with this half of the world - we work for the entire world!

Me: So you’d like a map?

Client: No. Just our logo and the globe, but a flat and expanded globe.

(via gay8)

kawaiiprincessroxy:

do you ever stretch and just MAKE THE LOUDEST SEXUAL NOISE EVER

(Source: fairyprincessroxy, via vvankinq)

forgetpolitics:

I. AM. FUCKING. DEAD.

(Source: patrickkingart, via randommakings)

hipster-trichster:

copsandrobert:

thomas-world:

pierce-alexandria-with-sirens:

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

words i use in every sentence:

  • no
  • stop
  • dude
  • literally
  • like
  • seriously
  • fuck

That’s a sentence right there

Forwards and backwards

You can rearrange them in any order and it’ll be a sentence

ladies and gentlemen the extensive vocabulary of tumblr

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