system-of-a-period:

I’m laughing so hard that my dad was coming and he stayed and laughed with me lmao

system-of-a-period:

I’m laughing so hard that my dad was coming and he stayed and laughed with me lmao

(via ruinedchildhood)

callmeoutis:

purlycubes:

senior quotes class of 1957

high schoolers have literally not changed at all

(Source: gotolargo, via yourfictionmyreality)

What do we say to the god of death?

  • Persephone: so since we're married and all I'm gonna assume it's okay if I get a houseplant
  • Persephone: it will represent our love
  • Persephone: a love fern, if you will
  • Persephone: or a love herb
  • Persephone: a love mint
  • Persephone: what I'm trying to say is I turned your girlfriend into a plant
  • Persephone: sorry not sorry

Anonymous said: what do u think about nicki skinny shaming in anaconda?

prayistrash:

I think skinny ppl can turn off her song and open literally any magazine, watch any other video or movie and tv show and see their body types idealized and praised

shierakkhal:

casualcissexism:

shaymew:

smekers32:

jokes Americans won’t get

why wouldn’t americans get this post like we have buoys you know right???

didn’t u kno in america we call them MCDONALDS HAMBURGER OCEAN FLOATERS

what the fuck is wrong with all of you

(Source: teflonly, via yourfictionmyreality)

takenbythe-wind:

I found this in my little sister’s notebook. Her crush, Drew, seems like quite the guy

takenbythe-wind:

I found this in my little sister’s notebook. Her crush, Drew, seems like quite the guy

(via mozellmemorieszv)

animepresident:

the sims is a game i can play for like 3 days and then i don’t want to touch it for several months

(via sorry)

taco-bell-rey:

Reading a long ass post and finding out its not funny at the end

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(via s0ul-ness)

junoinfernas:

The real question is, how can you not ship Hades and Persephone.

(via twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck)

candlemon:

CHILI PEPPER DAT BITCH YAS

candlemon:

CHILI PEPPER DAT BITCH YAS

(via ruinedchildhood)

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