domcurmudgeon:

This is exactly what my life is like.
[from forlackofabettercomic.com]

domcurmudgeon:

This is exactly what my life is like.

[from forlackofabettercomic.com]

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thatisludicrous:

castiels-celestiel-dick:

vinegod:

Some people say I look like this guy by MrLegenDarius

jfc

OH MY GOD YES

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darkmarxsoul:

iflybikes:

When men talk of women and girls in terms of legal/not legal, what they’re really saying is “I already sexually objectify this child and would attempt to fuck her if there were no laws in the way.”

You can’t deny that is fucking scary.

Sometimes there are things that just sort of vaguely seem wrong, but you can’t put your finger on why…until it’s worded like this, and suddenly everything slides into place and you feel like someone punched you in the gut.

(Source: iflewbikes, via srushtinator)

now-soon-later:

swonb:

ambulanceinertia:

Why do some Targets have those big red concrete orbs out in front of them what purpose do those big red concrete orbs serve

image

And now the weather

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lordoftheinternet:

every breath you take

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i’ll be watching you

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bleachdalilah:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

PLEASE EXPLAIN

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chasing1989:

thepeoplesrecord:

Columbia student will carry her mattress until her rapist exits school
September 2, 2014

While most students at Columbia University will spend the first day of classes carrying backpacks and books, Emma Sulkowicz will start her semester on Tuesday with a far heavier burden. The senior plans on carrying an extra-long, twin-size mattress across the quad and through each New York City building – to every class, every day – until the man she says raped her moves off campus.

“I was raped in my own bed,” Sulkowicz told me the other day, as she was gearing up to head back to school in this, the year American colleges are finally, supposedly, ready to do something about sexual assault. “I could have taken my pillow, but I want people to see how it weighs down a person to be ignored by the school administration and harassed by police.”

Sulkowicz is one of three women who made complaints to Columbia against the same fellow senior, who was found “not responsible” in all three cases. She also filed a police report, but Sulkowicz was treated abysmally – by the cops, and by a Columbia disciplinary panel so uneducated about the scourge of campus violence that one panelist asked how it was possible to be anally raped without lubrication.

So Sulkowicz joined a federal complaint in April over Columbia’s mishandling of sexual misconduct cases, and she will will hoist that mattress on her shoulders as part savvy activism, part performance art. “The administration can end the piece, by expelling him,” she says, “or he can, by leaving campus.”

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As painful as I know the constant reminder of attending school with her rapist must be, I’m glad she won’t be the only one forced to remember. I hope the rapist drops out immediately…or better yet, I hope he faces the justice he deserves. 

Wow.

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cumgirl1:

neverxmeant:

How to correctly use a public toilet…


bye

cumgirl1:

neverxmeant:

How to correctly use a public toilet…

bye

(via rosaparking)

graystripe:

once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year 

(via ruinedchildhood)

stuckintheordinary:

AMEN
tiredwhitegirl:

nogoodmichael:

whoever made this is my hero for the day


this will always be my favorite gif

tiredwhitegirl:

nogoodmichael:

whoever made this is my hero for the day

this will always be my favorite gif

(via innocent-emptyness)

thefatcorgionyx:

sukish:

jesseboogie:

Worlds largest mozzarella stick!

stick it up my ass

that is not the intended use sir

thefatcorgionyx:

sukish:

jesseboogie:

Worlds largest mozzarella stick!

stick it up my ass

that is not the intended use sir

(Source: kingbooogie, via elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey)

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