my mom asked me if i wanted cake and then i was like “no i’m ocake”
i literally can’t handle myself sometimes
the real question is why did u turn down cake
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The best part is this isn’t even edited. It actually happened.
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i am a princess
long may i reign (x)TUMBLR HAS OFFICIALLY MADE SOMETHING PERFECT EVEN BETTER
HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE.
that is honestly one of the best compliments i have ever received. thank you!
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i’m just going to lie on my floor until i become attractive
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i made a makeup tutorial for all my fellow feminists out there bye
jfc
watch it
THIS IS GLORIOUS OH MY GOD
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[x] Feminist Makeup Tutorial (Parody)
THERES GIFS O F ME I’M YELLING ???????
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i know i give white people a lot of shit but u guys are really nice. like when the light turns green and there’s a white pedestrian that’s almost across the street u guys always do that jog thing. i know it’s kind of insignificant but i appreciate it white people. u and ur half jog thing.
i think about this post every time i do the half jog thing
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why would i want to be beautiful on the inside no one can see it there
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today i accidently wrote my url instead of my name on my test
